i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”
like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand
Children > Adults
This was a collaboration with Nev. He scripted the images, and I made some adjustments and illustrated them. It was an, interesting choice of music for something so sentimental I though.
I love this in a way I can’t explain
a rANDOM GUY JUST WALKED INTO MY HOUSE AND STARTED PLAYING XBOX I’VE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE I’M JUST IN THE CORNER I DON’T THINK HE EVEN KNOWS I’M HERE?
UPDATE: HE KNOWS I’M HERE HE ASKED WHERE THE REST OF OUR GAMES ARE
I’VE CHALLENGED HIM TO A SINGSTAR BATTLE THIS FUCKERS GOING DOWN
HOT DAMN HE CAN SING
WE’RE BEST FRIENDS NOW
PRETTY SURE THATS NOT WHAT YOURE SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN RANDOM PEOPLE COME INTO YOUR HOUSE
#oH MY GOD #OH MY GOD??? #SEND HELP #THAT SANTA HAS LITERALLY NEVER BEEN MORE TERRIFIED IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE #’AND WHAT DO /YOU/ WANT FOR CHRISTMAS’ HE ASKS AS ROSE PERCHES DAINTILY UPON HIS KNEE #’I’D JUST LIKE MOMMY TO LOVE ME AGAIN’ SAYS ROSE ‘IT HASN’T BEEN THE SAME SINCE DADDY LEFT’ #’SIS YOU KNOW YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT DADDY’ DAVE CHIPS IN AS HE SPRAWLS ACROSS SANTA’S OTHER KNEE #’THE NICE POLICEMAN TOLD US THAT WHEN HE WAS HELPING US GUNPROOF THE HOUSE.’ #SANTA FEELS COLD SWEAT DRIP DOWN THE BACK OF HIS SUIT #HE HAS NEVER BEEN MORE UNCOMFORTABLE #’DO YOU DO THIS OUT OF PHILANTHROPIC URGES?’ ASKS ROSE #’OR IS THIS ODD CHOICE OF PROFESSION PERHAPS ROOTED IN THE LACK OF A REASSURING AUTHORITY FIGURE IN YOUR OWN CHILDHOOD?’ #’WHERED YOU GET THE SUIT BRAH’ SAYS DAVE ‘LETS BE HONEST I COULD ROCK THAT SHIT MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY OF YOUR WEIRD ELF BASED PORNOS’ #SANTA TRIES TO REACH FOR THE BUTTON UNDER HIS CHAIR THAT WILL ALERT MALL SECURITY#ROSE LETS OUT A LADYLIKE SHRIEK AND DAVE LEAPS TO HIS FEET TO DEFEND HER VIRTUE #THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF SANTA’S LIFE
this children is the first ever post I have ever seen on tumblr about homestuck before I knew what homestuck was there was a reason I was fucking terrified of this fandom for about a year
dying my hair green because life is meaningless and I might as well look like yoda
My mother says I look like a christmas tree
Merry Christmas mother fuckers.
this is beautiful and i want to hug you.
GUys PlEaSE ItS LIteRAllY JuST Me WItH ChRIStmAs BoBBles In mY HAiR